It’s Tom’s birthday today!
He reaches the grand old age of *, and is celebrating today with some fishing.
Requests for him to take his laptop with him were denied for reasons I can’t quite understand. Probably something to do with the temptation to just chuck the thing in the water, which I’d imagine would actually speed up the whole fish-catching enterprise.
Although I’m told this isn’t actually the point of fishing. Odd.
Anyway, happy birthday Tom, we hope you and all the family have a lovely day and that you don’t come across a megashark. Unless you happen to reel it in, which would be very impressive!
*removed for legal reasons



